Dumbest Celebrity Quotes

«If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn't own anything. My wife's a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven't sold them.» - Ted Turner, media mogul, on selling off his money losing properties

«They misunderestimated me.» - George W Bush, Bentonville, Ark., (Nov. 6, 2000)

«I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.» - Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

«I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman» - Arnold Schwarzenegger

«Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.» - Mariah Carey, pop singer

«Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future.» - Yogi Berra, Baseball player

«Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.» - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

«If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.» - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

«So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?» — Christina Aguilera